Ryan Soto

What do the sages tell us on the subject of the elusive Ryan Soto. I have spent many late nights digging through historical text looking for some shred of information that might shed some light on the life and habits of a Ryan Soto.
Ryan Soto's are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, more numerous than they are today; for they love peace, quite and good tilled earth: a well-ordered and well-farmed countryside was their favorite haunt. They do not understand or like machines more complicated than a forgebellows, a water-mill, or a hand-loom, though they were skillful with tools.
In the days of their prosperity they were a merry folk. They dressed in bright colours, being notably fond of yellow and green;never red because they were partially colorblind. Their faces were as a rule good-natured rather beautiful , bright-eyed, red-cheeked, with mouths apt to laughter, and to eating and drinking. And laugh they did, and eat, and drink often and heartily, being fond of simple jests at all times, and six meals a day(when they could get them, mostly consisting of pizza ). They were hospitable and delighted in parties, and presents, which they gave away freely and eagerly accepted.
The Ryan Soto I know is a loyal friend that is always happy to talk with you about whatever is on your mind( even more so when you have both had a beer or two ) and he would always have your back in a bar fight. This combination of compassion, loyalty, and bravery make him one of the finest people I have ever met and one of the best friends I will ever have the honor of claiming.
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Tue, Jan 20th 2009